Weekly Specials
Thursday
The Opener
Attending a show at Magooby's Joke House? Start the night off strong--grab a drink to skip the line. Pre-seating is available to all Wit's End customers up to 1 hour before show time. Must check in with hostess before the cut-off to skip the willcall line.
The Closer
The show is over, but your night doesn't have to be. Swing by after any Magooby's show with your receipt for half price on your first round.
Friday
The Opener
Attending a show at Magooby's Joke House? Start the night off strong--grab a drink to skip the line. Pre-seating is available to all Wit's End customers up to 1 hour before show time. Must check in with hostess before the cut-off to skip the willcall line.
The Closer
The show is over, but your night doesn't have to be. Swing by after any Magooby's show with your receipt for half price on your first round.
Saturday
The Opener
Attending a show at Magooby's Joke House? Start the night off strong--grab a drink to skip the line. Pre-seating is available to all Wit's End customers up to 1 hour before show time. Must check in with hostess before the cut-off to skip the willcall line.
The Closer
The show is over, but your night doesn't have to be. Swing by after any Magooby's show with your receipt for half price on your first round.
Tuesday
Industry Night
Work in the service industry? Join us every Tuesday from 9:30pm-2am for $3.00 rail shots and half price seasonal cocktails. Must show proof of employment in hospitality/F&B
$9.00 Fiesta
Every Tuesday spend happy hour with the Three Amigos: Tacos, Tequila & Tecate.
Includes 2 beef street tacos, 1 shot of house tequila, 1 12oz. Tecate. All for $9.00.
The fiesta doesn't have to end! Add additional tacos for $3.00 each.
Burger of the Month
THE "ALMOST TIKKA MASALA" BURGER
This delicious, limited-time burger is made with 8oz of Roseda angus beef, topped with house-made tikka masala sauce, sliced tomato, and raita, an authentic Indian yogurt dressing
Seasonal Cocktails
Peach Bourbon Smash
Buffalo Trace bourbon, peach-infused simple syrup, fresh lemon juice, mint. Garnished with a peach ring
The Empress
Empress gin, St. Germain elderflower liqueur, ginger beer, fresh lemon juice, basil, simple syrup
Tequila Old Fashioned
Mijenta repasdo tequila, El Buho mezcal, orange & chocolate bitters, red pepper flakes. Garnished with muddled cherry & orange
Spicy Rum Watermelon Refresher
Bacardi Rum, organic watermelon juice, fresh lime juice, jalapeno, honey
FREE Comedy Open Mic Night - 7:30pm Every Tuesday & Thursday
Wits End Saloon is a cozy neighborhood Timonium bar offering specialty bottled beers, craft cocktails and the largest selection of whiskeys in the area- OVER 100 TO CHOOSE FROM! We also offer excellent pub food, entertainment on select nights and a welcoming, relaxed environment where you'll feel right at home.
"Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough"
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