Weekly Specials
Thursday
The Opener
Attending a show at Magooby's Joke House? Start the night off strong--grab a drink to skip the line. Pre-seating is available to all Wit's End customers up to 1 hour before show time. Must check in with hostess before the cut-off to skip the willcall line.
The Closer
The show is over, but your night doesn't have to be. Swing by after any Magooby's show with your receipt for half price on your first round.
Friday
The Opener
Attending a show at Magooby's Joke House? Start the night off strong--grab a drink to skip the line. Pre-seating is available to all Wit's End customers up to 1 hour before show time. Must check in with hostess before the cut-off to skip the willcall line.
The Closer
The show is over, but your night doesn't have to be. Swing by after any Magooby's show with your receipt for half price on your first round.
Saturday
The Opener
Attending a show at Magooby's Joke House? Start the night off strong--grab a drink to skip the line. Pre-seating is available to all Wit's End customers up to 1 hour before show time. Must check in with hostess before the cut-off to skip the willcall line.
The Closer
The show is over, but your night doesn't have to be. Swing by after any Magooby's show with your receipt for half price on your first round.
Tuesday
Industry Night
Work in the service industry? Join us every Tuesday from 9:30pm-2am for $3.00 rail shots and half price signature cocktails. Must show proof of employment in hospitality/F&B
Wednesday
1/2 Price Bourbon, Beer and Burger night!
Burger of the Month:
The Brie Burger
This delicious, limited time burger is an 8oz. Roseda beef patty topped with melted Brie, fresh arugula, and sweet raspberry preserves, sandwhiched between buttery toasted brioche, pressed to golden perfection on our panini grill!
Newly Added
Chicken Pesto Panini
Grilled chicken, house-made pesto, fresh mozzarella, tomato and balsamic glaze on toasted ciabatta
FREE Comedy Open Mic Night - 7:30pm Every Tuesday & Thursday
Wits End Saloon is a cozy neighborhood Timonium bar offering specialty bottled beers, craft cocktails and the largest selection of whiskeys in the area- OVER 100 TO CHOOSE FROM! We also offer excellent pub food, entertainment on select nights and a welcoming, relaxed environment where you'll feel right at home.
"Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough"
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