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Thursday

The Opener

Attending a show at Magooby's Joke House? Start the night off strong--grab a drink to skip the line. Pre-seating is available to all Wit's End customers up to 1 hour before show time. Must check in with hostess before the cut-off to skip the willcall line.

The Closer

The show is over, but your night doesn't have to be. Swing by after any Magooby's show with your receipt for half price on your first round. 

 

Friday

The Opener

Attending a show at Magooby's Joke House? Start the night off strong--grab a drink to skip the line. Pre-seating is available to all Wit's End customers up to 1 hour before show time. Must check in with hostess before the cut-off to skip the willcall line.

The Closer

The show is over, but your night doesn't have to be. Swing by after any Magooby's show with your receipt for half price on your first round. 

 

Saturday

The Opener

Attending a show at Magooby's Joke House? Start the night off strong--grab a drink to skip the line. Pre-seating is available to all Wit's End customers up to 1 hour before show time. Must check in with hostess before the cut-off to skip the willcall line.

The Closer

The show is over, but your night doesn't have to be. Swing by after any Magooby's show with your receipt for half price on your first round. 

 

Tuesday

Industry Night

Work in the service industry? Join us every Tuesday from 9:30pm-2am for $3.00 rail shots and half price seasonal cocktails. Must show proof of employment in hospitality/F&B

$9.00 Fiesta

Every Tuesday spend happy hour with the Three Amigos: Tacos, Tequila & Tecate. 

Includes 2 beef street tacos, 1 shot of house tequila, 1 12oz. Tecate. All for $9.00.

The fiesta doesn't have to end! Add additional tacos for $3.00 each.

 

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FREE Comedy Open Mic Night - 7:30pm Every Tuesday & Thursday

 - COMING SOON - Live Music Wednesday Nights

Burger of the Month

THE "ALMOST TIKKA MASALA" BURGER

This delicious, limited-time burger is made with 8oz of Roseda angus beef, topped with house-made tikka masala sauce, sliced tomato, and creamy white sauce

Seasonal Cocktails

Peach Bourbon Smash

Buffalo Trace bourbon, peach-infused simple syrup, fresh lemon juice, mint. Garnished with a peach ring

The Empress

Empress gin, St. Germain elderflower liqueur, ginger beer, fresh lemon juice, basil, simple syrup

Tequila Old Fashioned

Mijenta repasdo tequila, El Buho mezcal, orange & chocolate bitters, red pepper flakes. Garnished with muddled cherry & orange

Spicy Rum Watermelon Refresher

Bacardi Rum, organic watermelon juice, fresh lime juice, jalapeno, honey 

Whiskey Flights

  • The Whistling Pig ($30): Whistle Pig 6yr, 10yr, 12yr
  • Have Fun, Be Lucky ($25): Fukano, Matsui, Toki
  • Bizarre Love Triangle ($16): Bulleit 10 yr, Basil Hayden, Woodford Reserve
  • Breckenridge's Best ($18): Breckenridge High Proof, Port Cask, PX Sherry Cask
  • Wits End Select ($30): Hill Rock, Jefferson's Ocean, Old Forester 1920
  • The Working Man's ($15): Angel's Envy, Rowan's Creek, Rock Town
  • High Noon ($15): High West Bourbon, Double Rye, Rendezvous Rye
  • Rye ($17): Basil Hayden Dark Rye, Knob Creek Rye, FEW Rye
  • Pappy Hour ($79): Old Rip Van Winkle 10yr, Pappy 12yr 

 

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Wits End Saloon is a cozy neighborhood Timonium bar offering specialty bottled beers, craft cocktails and the largest selection of whiskeys in the area- OVER 100 TO CHOOSE FROM! We also offer excellent pub food, entertainment on select nights and a welcoming, relaxed environment where you'll feel right at home.  

 

"Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough"
 

- Mark Twain
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